Two people together for six weeks in lock down, they are still very much in love and happily married for almost thirty six years…you could imagine the opportunities that awaited them…so many rooms…so much furniture to christen…so much fun could be had…lets get it on.

The bodies are willing, the mind is sharp, the weather is warm…hmm…the lawn under the moonlight could be an option if they didn’t have so many sensor lights…lets get it on.

No chance of a knock at the door…they didn’t ordered anything…neighbours are all in their lock down bubble…lets get it on.

Daytime…lets get it on…bugger…the days are out as one of them is working fulltime and the other is busy trying to keep occupied.

End of the day…lets get it on…bugger…one very important obstacle…the bubble is a bubble of three…it includes their ten year old grandson in their care…he gets up early and doesn’t go to sleep till late…he is one of those kids that has to have just one more kiss and cuddle goodnight or just one more drink of water or an apple because he is hungry…the night time rituals last long enough that one of them will be asleep before he is…so…no getting it on.

Level 3…social distancing and his mum comes to visit and they wander over to the park for a walk…they are in…curtains closed to protect the neighbours…clothes off…rushing…lets get it on…wait they can hear them coming back…not yet too soon…bugger…clothes on and curtains open…nothing going on here.

Night time…grandson still up…they can’t wait him out another night…plan B turn on some Barry White (this is music that he would absolutely not want to sing or dance to so should keep him away)…turn it up loud on the UEBOOM…shut the door…wait…wait…lets get it on. BOOM.

Can’t wait to get to Level 0.